Enlargement Emails

The spam filters gets some, but there are always a few sneaky messages that make it into my inbox. Here's one I just received this morning. Wonder if they carry this enlargement device on Amazon?!:

Your wife doesn't admire to had sex with you along of your male
device length.

Don't worry you can solve this problem right now.

All you have to do is just make use of our device enlargement.

You will forget about trouble and your girlfriend will be happy.


Got to Have the Right Equipment!

Yeah, this kind of email makes me worry way too much about performance. Guys have enough to worry about. Imagine: in the midst of a romantic impulse, "hold that thought. gotta get my device." Like fixing a flat tire. I may be only 35 but fortunately I still got it, babe!

Tall, Dark and Handsome.