Bank Shots at the Cultural Hub of the Midwest

What a rack! I'm talking about stripes and solids set to break.

I haven't had my laptop with me for a long time because I have discovered that pool is a great way to meet people. I don't hang out in the corner, intimidated by chicks and their guys. I can put down a quarter and find friends....well, people who play pool or pretend to.

Pool is different here than it was in my church youth center years ago. People swear and drink beer at this place. They shoot pool about the same, though. You see plumber's butt and cleavage sometimes. I think it's more fun to shoot pool with beer than with Coca-Cola.

I can't tell yet if chicks like guys who shoot pool. I watch how they stand with their cue sticks and how they set up their shots. My grandpa used to play slop-house pool and I think some at this place do, too, except that Grandpa put more balls in the pockets.

Pool is great. Maybe I should start a club. The Ohio Bank-Shots or something. Our t-shirts would look like pool balls with stripes and circles, and we could wear temporary tattoos. I wouldn't want a pool ball permanently tattooed on my butt and I don't think others would, so temporary tats would be the way to get members.

Maybe there is a purpose. Get all the balls in the pockets. Scratching isn't good, though.


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Youre so cool! I dont by danataykm (not verified)